Hello, Friend

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

just saw some dumbshit motherfucker calling Artemis II "propaganda to draw attention away from war crimes" in case you were wondering if it's possible to be ignorant of science, politics, and the basic concept of linear time all at once. like oh yeah let me just spend over a decade planning a fucking moon mission to take people's attention off a specific thing that happened this week. go stare into the ark of the covenant and get your face melted you mouldy twit

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?