EvelynRose

Today my speaking partner in class was a native speaker and he was smart enough to not out himself to the professor. Like how I don’t tell the professor that I understand Spanish but haven’t spoken it much. We keep secrets. We keep our easy A stepping stones to higher levels. We don’t put ourselves in a situation where we’re getting lectured about joining a higher difficulty class that we don’t want.

I hope your professor doesn't spend too much time on tumblr!

She doesn’t use social media we’re fine

helo

Did you really make a whole sideblog just for this bit

no it is me I am your profeser and i am disssapointid in you for being in my class when u know already the smpanish

Mhm. What’s my first name then?

I know no bames but i now u are a silly silly bum for taking my classs…!

Yeah, you’d know my real full name if you were my real professor. Good luck with having this in your blog list.

Ok bro u got me im just a gay ass bum clacking keys 😭

Well as long as you’re having fun

This is a prime example of why I will never leave this flaming sharknado of a website. Real-ass conversations I couldn't make up myself no matter how many drugs you gave me.

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Project Hail Mary was such a good movie but I cannot stop thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if Ilyukhina and Yao had made it instead of Grace

The Beetles (boring name AU) arrive back on earth and Stratt opens the video diary and it's Ilyukhina and Yao going "sooooooo your pet twink didn't make it"

Imagine them taping Grace's glasses onto Rocky's exosuit and hoping she doesn't notice like a pair of exhausted parents swapping out their four year old's dead goldfish for a new one

friendly reminder that it's most likely that once each link goes back to their own timeline they are gonna have to wait 100-1000+ years after their death and between each new member reuniting in the afterlife to meet another of the chain members again. and that's not even touching on the fact that they will have to wait around 50,000 years after the second last person (Hyrule most likely) to see Wild again even after the other eight reunite.

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

Well, famously they can't actually afford London housing, that's the whole reason they met.

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

thats science for ya

ok completely unrelated but i also love love love how joe puts time&effort etc into framing his episodes re: angles . like filming mini games also from above takes a lot more effort than i think a lot of people realize but it adds so much to his episodes. like joes filming doesnt feel super edit heavy but it's more technically difficult than it seems. like for instance in his most recent episode the filming of the pool minigame from above adds a LOT to the episode & the back and forth between overhead and first person makes it wayy more visually interesting!🟩 (green stained glass to show my appreciation )