Xener's Crib

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

a noob in the killfeed is worth two on the objective

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

nothing brings me more joy than watching the life leave a noob's eyes

NO NOOBS UNDER HEAVEN: ONE THOUSAND PWNING STRIKES

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

road head got me spasming, legs busting through the floor of the car like fred flintstone. ran outta gas and were still making it home. yabba dabba doo!

i cant find my cyber suit and im freaking out

i found it and im wearing it

my cyber suit smells bad

i have worn it every day this week and im very sweaty

i worn it every day at arbys under my clothes it makes me feel like i have a secret and its that im digital

*cybersuit*robot voice

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka