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couchnapping

Why is nobody talking about how Ringo Starr has the elf stones?

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

doyoulovethewayzeylily

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

tamamoland-of-destinys-demise

just got my new onahole

guilhernunes

He's feeling down about career decisions and doesn't yet know what to do with those feelings.

baaulp

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puyopuyo

things in this world that kick ass

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miamaimania

Papercraft Pig ~ Handmade (n.d.) — Paper sculpture

aipiepo

cartoon network, disney channel, and nickelodeon

peachfromcmbyn

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

dead-boysss

The what???

peachfromcmbyn

The Ikea biphobia couch.

dead-boysss

???

peachfromcmbyn

I don't know what to tell you man.

queermystic

That was the exact thought process

alleesaur

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [2] Demise of Our Own Design

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pochowek

Visit Original Link

omtai

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

unaloid

the lion does not concern herself with papa

patronsaintofweepingmothers

"PINK CHUCK'S" (2006), MARK RITCHIE

beeimu5

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

flipchild

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

fuckoe

What is hava

flipchild

Hava niceday

cheddar-baby

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