PUMPKIN TIME

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

sorry that i moaned when you mentioned the longnose gar

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

THERE THEY GO THERE THEY GO THERE THEY GO THERE THEY GO

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes