COSMOLOGICAL

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

most of the time when I read descriptive music reviews I'm like, sure, I guess I hear it maybe? however the reviews in the Redshift bandcamp album notes are extremly accurate. to me. clearly this means they are the only people who understand me. regrettably they are also all men at least as old as my dad

in a chat with the old men right now!

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?