PAX AMERICANA

okay so i'm gonna be eating rice and beans for the foreseeable future but i will have air conditioning.

i don't know if i'm having a manic episode or if having a job that doesn't make me want to die means i have extra energy to actually do stuff after work, but gotta make hay while the sun shines either way.

obviously you should tip people appropriately. but these days every conversation about any indulgence has to have some overly flowery demonstration that you are a good tipper and you recognize that you are being naughty by ordering delivery or whatever. "of course, i tipped 20, 30, 40 percent! i always tip extravagantly!" just get your treats and shut up!

it's so crazy what you can accomplish with a simple phone call.