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mijomii

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

mijomii

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

mijomii

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

mijomii

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

mijomii

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

mijomii

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

mijomii

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*

Me:

Me: Jerome.

mijomii

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.

mijomii

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

mijomii

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

mijomii

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

mijomii

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

mijomii

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

mijomii

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

mijomii

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

mijomii

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

mijomii

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

mijomii

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

mijomii

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

mijomii

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

mijomii

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

mijomii

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

mijomii

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

bread-n-bed-n-head

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

mijomii

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

whatinrandamnation

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

mijomii

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

aethera-secat

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

mijomii

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

kenziecrystai

Please tell Jerome that I love him, this thread is golden lmao

yallive-deactivated20260426

wh……….

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

seasonaldepressionmp3

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

momowaowa

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

seasonaldepressionmp3

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

It’s still going y'all!!!!

slimate

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

emmersdrawberry

The Old God that runs the internet

postmarxed-deactivated20190429

Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygunner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

bl6ckwoman

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

ethereal-sketches

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson-deactivated20190605

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity-deactivated202

lizzysarai-deactivated20190109

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

My head hurts…

skullprincess

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear-deactivated20181213

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

hurleyquinnzel

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

untitled42717

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

alternative-memo-deactivated202

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

binkeljuice

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

hurleyquinnzel

mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

fish-food-s

what the actual fuck is happening

dickplinko

1 is an even number

link-the-feral-anon

I’m gonna smack you

insert-gay-pun-queer

-30 and -50 have an e in them

kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

anachronistic-cat

Zero isn’t a number

kurlyfryz

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

kurlyfryz

baconaxolotl101

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

batsdotjpg

OD numbers huh?

the-kleptomancer

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

batsdotjpg

YOU FORGOT 5

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

batsdotjpg

What about it?????

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

batsdotjpg

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

frogseyy

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

getinthehandbasket

21 days away from 2020, folks.

m-pennanti

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

nerdy-as-heck

This is art at its finest

hey-there-princey-deactivated20

one week to 2020 dudes

gingerlovesio

I’m so done

theartistformerlyknownasmma

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

thegreenpea

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

kayas-wife

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

endertrender

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

mynameismichealwithab-deactivat

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

natelove

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you

Damn you

sword-and-nightingale

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

guiltiest-gear

Is this fucking number discourse

naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat

Do you have an issue with that?

guiltiest-gear

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

guiltiest-gear

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

gecko-lizzard

Uhh I’m sorry the what

guiltiest-gear

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

a-bisexual-teenager

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

coffeeandcrown

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

lem-hhn

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

mens-rights-activia

This post should be illegal

maximumsunshine

Wait. How is 5 an honorary even number? There isn’t a damn even thing about it.

sneakysidekick

It’s back

amzomolhic

Oh for gods sake it’s back and it’s 2020

aquilacalvitium

Five in an honorary even number because it’s half of ten - a nice round number despite being odd

But I think that’s just a matter of opinion rather than actual fact

Let’s be honest, five is the most satisfying odd number there is

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis

Things are heating up in the number fandom

catchymemes

viostormcaller

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

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hashtagloveloses

put this in the MOMA

o-kurwa

That's exactly what today's youth is waiting for 😂

mystwins

Spot the Main Character

chocolatemilk-mob

morkitten

amazing. mob psycho is kinda the exact opposite of this meme. even though i knew what he looked like it took me like a minute to find him

paddysnuffles

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

ange--de-lumiere

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

riquis

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

berserk-al

That first maned wolf is a model.

ultrafacts

bestnatesmithever

What if it bites me and it dies?

finalellipsis-deactivated201807

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

babblingfishes

What if it bites itself and I die?

william-petrisous-and-other-blo

It’s voodoo.

the-ordinary-nerd

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

tpt-moved

That’s correlation, not causation.

pizzadut

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

demonsinsuits

that’s kinky

pizzadut

oh my god

the-last-snow-elf

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

takineko

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

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julshii

anyone please ask your crush out like this

julshii

The thrilling answer

brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

daitoshi

oops my hand slipped

moodycrissy

nexttttt pleaseee :D

sinofangels

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

maria-ruta

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

hamburgergod

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

maria-ruta

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

placeholderaccount

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

maria-ruta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

theartofwazzing-blog

so yeah

inafantasy-wby

I LOVE THIS

romanoscurl-deactivated20170605

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

deaddeavtivated

I have a need…..I must add to this…

aeshsar

still waiting for the smut

takayes-deactivated20170924

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

janaya7609

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

yaoi-online

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

ringo-smile

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

afraidtoask

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

mildly-duckbe-blog

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

zaku-kazu

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

madhattey-deactivated20211019

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

gayties-garbage-deactivated2018

THERES MORE

conniemcfalcon

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?

charlieisbi

ITS BACK OMG

monstersofmemory

Omg it’s here!

sushisalmon95

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

sushisalmon95

Ok I tried because this is so cute

multifandom-hoes

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

soubidou

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

madamelibrarian-deactivated2018

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.

lookingupatthestarsandthinking

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

snovolovac

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all

tree-of-blue-squirrel

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

vampirate-lover

ITS BACK

lav-enderlemon

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

archivistdraconis

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

morning-star-sempai

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

goldenyaoi-deactivated20180507

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

coolneko

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

gay-bara-yaoi-cartoon

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

twiglightdragon

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

foxpirates-art

Keepin it rollin!

crimson-chains

My contribution to this adorable story ^^

porridgeoatz

Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?

erotisizedembalming

Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.

porridgeoatz

Double plot twist: same

goldiemarsh-blog

i added sum more–

mysteriouslyswimmingfan-blo-blog

This is my favorite.

adhd-coyote

B E A U T I F U L

wereallcurioushere12

The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.

fandomfan315

IT’S B A C K

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

i love this so much

books-andbiscuits

I LOVE THIS

12334556666666666

SO CUTE

eternal-dreamers-stuff

IT GOT BETTER

justmebeingtheweirdmeiam-deacti

*wipes tears away*

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis

Ok which of my followers wants to add on to this

thenatsdorf

Cat NO likey!

viostormcaller

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

obviouslypancakes

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Hello are you up for adoption? Because I would like to make you my child.

bidding war

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i love how ya’ll instinctively knew i had no cash value

mlekonya

oblivious

naamahdarling

i lost my shit at the last panel

quadriceps-deactivated20171230

i’ve studied the titty

creamynut

what you learn?

quadriceps-deactivated20171230

it’s good

titties-and-mild-suffering-deac

See nothing but facts here, carry on

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