I wanna be your bad influence. The devil on your shoulder that says one more slice of cake wouldn’t hurt. Or two. Or three.
“Go ahead and eat the whole pizza. It’s the weekend, you can let loose a little.”
“I accidentally made too many cookies. You should take them and eat them all. I can’t have them going to waste.”
“Oh you’re full? But I made dessert for you too! Cmon, there’s always room for dessert, right?”
“Oh you already ate? But I really wanna treat you today. Come on, I’m taking you to your favorite restaurant.”
“It’s so hot outside today, you shouldn’t feel bad about eating the whole tub of ice cream. In fact, let me go get you another one.”
“It’s been so cold lately. Here, have another helping of my loaded potato soup. I know it’s really filling, but I’ve gotta keep you warm somehow, you know.”
“So what if you’ve put on a few pounds? It’ll keep you warm in the winter. Here, have another slice of pie. I baked it fresh for you.”
“It’s totally okay to go back for fifths. If you’re hungry, you should eat. And I know you’re always hungry.”
“You deserve to eat the whole cake. It’s your birthday after all isn’t it? This is a perfect way to celebrate.”
“Well we can’t watch a movie without having snacks, can we? You stay here, I’ll be right back with all your favorites.”
“You’ve been working so hard lately. You just sit back, I’ll make you some food and feed it to you.”
“You’ve been tired lately? Well let me get you something to eat. It’ll help you keep your energy up.”
“You’ve already had fast food today? Well you should never ignore your cravings. If you want more then you deserve to get more.”
And you could never say no to me…. Could you?
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