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thebestoftumbling

freezer-full-of-icecream

This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

goodinthestacks

wow continuants wow

continuants

WOAHHHHHHHHHH

adulthoodisokay

Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?” Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”

atlinmerrick

Cat cloud. Cloud cat.

penny-anna

Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:

You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.

Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:

He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.

Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:

And this:

He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.

penny-anna

The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.

Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.

penny-anna

Regarding some comments in the notes:

Yeah this is also the guy from the truck thread going around. That's what prompted this post and in retrospect I should have said so explicitly.

He claims he just uses AI to translate his posts from Japanese. He also says the art on his website isn't AI generated. I think he is full of shit on both counts.

I only gave a couple of examples but even on a brief look through his twitter it was apparent that he posts a LOT about UK politics to the point where he's quite patently British. He is a Restore supporter which is a party that split away from mainstream far right party Reform due to feeling they weren't right wing enough.

It might not surprise you to hear he does not seem to know shit about Japan? Both the salsa story and the truck story failed the smell test for people who are familiar with Japan. There's also a story about going to a potluck where he seemingly couldn't come up with a single Japanese dish for the character to cook??

Yeah his whole bit is racist and it is troubling that so many people took a guy badly roleplaying as a medieval samurai to be a 21st century Japanese tourist.

jokin-around

I mean batman being the dramatic type is nice, but honestly i think gotham is just Like That™

He’ll be standing on a gargoyle because it just happens to be the best vantage point of everything, minding his own buisness and as soon as a somber thought creeps up in his mind there’s a fucking thundercrack and it starts pouring out of nowhere and everytime it happens bruce is just like “fuck yes, i love this city”

obviousepiphany

Superman: Why does Gotham have so many gargoyles

Batman: huh, hadn’t noticed, does Metropolis not have gargoyles?

Flash: Central City has exactly 4 gargoyles

Superman:…

Batman:…

Flash: Sometimes I get bored, run through town, and count things

artemis-the-sinister

Flash: did you know there are exactly 168 public water fountains in Central city?

Batman: exactly how much free time do you have

#dc

metanarrates

hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck

metanarrates

"the average fandom person cannot imagine a truly confident person" is a working theory I came up with years ago and every single day on this website my conclusion has proved more & more correct

metanarrates

coming out swinging a year later to say that everyone saying that they do this because "insecure characters have more inherent depth than confident ones" is experiencing what is known as a Skill Issue. get a grip and figure out that there's approximately one million forms of depth and conflict you can write a character experiencing other than generalized fanfictionized Insecurity

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escuerzoresucitado

coffinvows

pre-her life falling apart harriet, when she was just a sad farm girl in a small town

#art

chiangyorange

back soon

#art #phm

voidsetup1

nothing here to run from

#art #phm

gobelindoll

they match each other's freak- NO!! they match each other's stupid

humanity's first miscommunication with an intelligent alien race <333

#phm

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morallygrayautisticscientist

If I were Adrian you’d actually never hear the end of it. Just 24/7: “yeah my husband saved our species and met an alien. Yeah, me and the alien are bros. Also the planet they found the data to save the world with? Mhm, they named it after me. Yeah 💅” I would be unbearable.

I hope Adrian is as well. They deserve to be a diva fr

#phm

moneyissues

speedlimit15

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

jjtaylor

rattlegeist

NHP android design for Prina

#art

fluffysheeps

Cherry blossom axolotl plush 🌸

AfternoonFika

sighinastorm

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

chacha-tortuga

sighinastorm

Man. You get it. :^)

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itspileofgoodthings

Can’t believe Tangled (2010) had the emotional intelligence and insight to ask the question what do you do when your dream IS fulfilled and it’s everything you wanted it to be but then it’s over.

aslansjedi

BUT it's not the ONLY movie to do so. The Princess Bride also wrestled with this problem, and came up with a totally different answer:

somethingusefulfromflorida

Dread Pirate Rapunzel has a nice ring to it

partywithponies

My fun new interpretation of the song Aftica by Toto is that it's from the point of view of some sort of chosen one ascending to godhood against his will, and the strain it's having on his relationship with his mortal girlfriend.

partywithponies

Do you see the vision?

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