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why is rent the most expensive thing in my life? I'm just sitting here. I'm just hanging out in a house. there is no service here that needs compensating
this is very bad, my laptop screen cracked today. I'm very sorry to ask this but I really need help, if you can spare anything at all it would help me so much, I have a ko-fi and a cashapp. I am very sorry, and if you can't afford to send anything please do not worry, thank you so much
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āaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearā factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because iām handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
Itās rare to feel happy in northern Gaza. But the other day, my sister Soso made me smile.
Itās not a lie that sugar is expensive. 1kg is $80. Frying oil is $70. That donut was expensive to make, even without the sugar. But itās okay. Even if it means the adults canāt eat, itās okay. Soso was happy for a few hours. Sheās only 4 years old yet her life is already so hard. Sheās not growing properly due to malnutrition and trauma. Her mental health is in shambles, not at all how a child should be. Since birth, two wars have come very close to killing her, so we just want her to be happy.
Please help me make her happy every day. A few days ago, she was the happiest child in the world because she ate an apple for the first time in a year. That wonāt happen again because fruits are too expensive, but I swear, she explodes with joy when we buy vegetables too. She is a child with simple dreams.
Please donāt feel hesitant to help me, my campaign has been vetted!
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I am Rawan from northern Gaza, a 21-year-old Palestinian engineer. I launched this campaign as a last hope to escape this dark reality that
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a donation of even just $5 will help soso get food and stay alive, and will also get you an entry to my necklace raffle!!
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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post
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With Kamala/Walz going up DAILY, I've seen more people talking about voting third party/Jill Stein (EW) and I believe the above screencaps from @three--rings can explain WHY Third Party votes NEVER work NOR is this the election to screw around in.
Everyone....like she says above.....PLEASE LEARN FROM HISTORY!!!
(Because if Trump gets in, he's NEVER LEAVING).
yāall are gonna vote Kamala now that sheās called for a ceasefire and has condemned Israelās actions, right? youāre going to vote for her because sheās said she hears the calls for a ceasefire, right? or will you find another excuse to now do your civic duty for this country that directly affects you and everyone around you. i am begging you to please vote in this election because we are literally between a man who has been charged with 34 felony counts, had more on the table, and wants to become a dictator if hes elected on day one and a woman who is sane, rational, and competent at her job and supports everything this man is against. if you want Palestine to be free, youāre going to get off your ass and vote.
Vice President Kamala Harris vowed to ānot be silentā about suffering in Gaza amid the Israel-Hamas war, saying she expressed her āserious c
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URGENT: EVICTION HELP
Hey guys? I could really use some help paying rent this month. My court date to be evicted is on the 22nd of May. My boyfriend lost his job recently, but has gotten a new job. However, the first paycheck wonāt be delivered in time.
I⦠really need help. I donāt have much food. Most of my money is going to gas to get my boyfriend to work. Iām⦠running out of options. I need help. Please. Even a share helps.
I canāt work because my back is really messed up but the disability process where I live can take YEARS.
Another thing: I have an emotional support cat and I really donāt want to give her up but Iām not gonna make her live out of a car. Iām really scared of losing her.
They also took away my food stamps for some reason so I have no way of getting food until they reinstate my card.
Please help if you can.
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Pink and blue would do so much for me, pink cause I just love sugar beverages and just cutting those out would probably help a lot, and blue cause I always get a crush on people who don't fancy me š„²
Purple is also 100% job assurance, make a good enough pizza in Italy and you're basically set
Whoās contributed more to society?
furry porn artists
jk rowling
This is breaking containment into the TERF enclosures which I very much expected, but I will happily shout from the rooftops that furry porn artists are more productive and beneficial to society than JKRās incessant whining on the elon musk dick riding app about how much she hates trans people
1439 votes but 288 reblogs because the TERFs are afraid of the truth so they're just linking it directly to each other lmao
So Arizona launched an āeducation hotlineā that allows āconcerned parentsā to report āāācritical race theoryāāā and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov š¤”
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
and for the love of god, donāt just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, theyāll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that donāt actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. š
They are so close to their goal! Please share to support this family:
Dear friends, family, and compassionate supporters, I am reaching ⦠Rasha Zaqout needs your support for Escaping Genocide :Gaza Evacuat

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it broke my heart to read this post is by journalist yousef (ph_youseeff). heās a cancer patient and he has been trying to evacuate for a very long time now to continue his treatment. his health condition has been deteriorating in light of the lack of hospitals health care.
PLEASE DONATE TO HIS FUNDRAISER IF YOU CAN
and please share this around. heās 60% through his goal. help him reach it.
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itās called the Murder Strut.
ITāS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnāt find it. Iām so glad ITāS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let āem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereās anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iām not moving for them, I canāt think of it atm.
Walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youāre gonna win the Indy 500 and donāt care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā
OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY āJUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGOā BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST
I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the āmurder strutā and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders
murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.
Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was justā¦how I walked. Amazingly effective.
Iāll stand like 20 feet clear of anyone walking towards me or Iām a walking towards WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO BE THAT CLOAE TO A STRANGER WHAT THE FUCK