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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Complimenting the trans girl on her collar; finding out she's single; taking her to small claims court for fraud

I'll defend her in court pro bono. "Dress for the job you want", Your Honor.

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

my impression of set theory as a field so far is that it primarily consists of doing roughly the same thing as those videos where someone finds out how much you can change the value of pi in the source code of doom before the game crashes

Basically, yeah

most active work is akin to if changing the value of pi had a chance to make playful walruses dance across the screen, as though the game were hallucinating. this should seem impossible (there are no walruses in doom!) but that hasn't stopped us yet.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king