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my scanner is kind of like a horse who hates me and wants to kill me

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

Yes!

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

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guy coworkers looooove to offer to help you with heavy things & stocking the top shelf when you’re short & cuteful

gotta Google something

ok yeah this is funny

Watching my 60 year old uptight southern white teacher brace herself to say it to a room full of ninth graders is one of those memories that remains crystal clear even years after the fact

Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.

All wrong – is attractive to people of the same gender

welp poll over everyone we found the answer

clearly he doesn't

what's particularly funny about this is that crows very notably flap a lot for their wingspan-- they rarely glide for longer than a few seconds and they basically never soar around on thermals the way birds of prey do. so this lil guy is definitely having fun doing something weird!