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guy coworkers looooove to offer to help you with heavy things & stocking the top shelf when you’re short & cuteful

gotta Google something

ok yeah this is funny

Watching my 60 year old uptight southern white teacher brace herself to say it to a room full of ninth graders is one of those memories that remains crystal clear even years after the fact

Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.

All wrong – is attractive to people of the same gender

welp poll over everyone we found the answer

clearly he doesn't

what's particularly funny about this is that crows very notably flap a lot for their wingspan-- they rarely glide for longer than a few seconds and they basically never soar around on thermals the way birds of prey do. so this lil guy is definitely having fun doing something weird!

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as