even the son of god had to die

I was holding lily with one arm to brush her and she was squirming and scratching so i thought she was about to jump down do i let go of her but I guess she wasn’t ready to jump because she fell on the ground like a sack of potatoes

my dad said the iranian ref was getting revenge on the british by being too harsh on the english team

I’m not even joking when i say in the unlikely even that I have kids I want to be able to send them to boarding school because they can’t be as attached to me as I am my parents. we need to end the cycle of loving our parents so much. It ends with me

PENDEJOS

sincerely hope Mallory mcmorrow’s political is over for good lmao I hope she’s chased from every office i hope she loses her bid for student council

dad: [on the ref] that should be a yellow card. red card is too far. you’ve ruined iran’s reputation