we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

todays actually monday ditch day so you shouldnt go to work or you'll embarass yourself because it'll look like nobody told you. dont call in either your boss already knows

*sees a picture of snoopy* its slaying absolute Peanuts….

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

>fire truck >look inside >water

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