I Feel Like I've Been Fired Out Of A Cannon

I believe Norwich used to be said to have "a church for every week of the year and a pub for every day"

[ID: a map showing pubs in the UK; almost the entire landmass is covered. /end ID]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

do you guys ever think about that time someone On Here was like "man James Baldwin has some good takes but he's so pretentious about it" and then it was promptly revealed that they had no idea who James Baldwin was and they were under the impression he was some sort of contemporary blogger who they only knew from seeing him quoted on tumblr. I think about that constantly.

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

every time I socialize Im like ok that’s enough for the next 10 days

28 is the oldest you can get in your 20s. 29 is crazy young like leave them alone weirdo. 30 is old 31 is super young

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries