ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to be someone who is very sorry

send ur plushie over we're havin a movie night. no u cant come its plushies only.

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

there's this really manipulative abuse tactic where ppl will release saline from their eyes and once you start assaulting random strangers you'll start seeing it everywhere

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

holy shit. they have been manifested into reality. its beatiful

Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

Pure hearted elegant young men forced to fight to the death near me