oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
taylor price
tannertan36
Origami Around
if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin
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@irish-farmer
Intro post!
Finally doing this to say I have adopted @anonmous-offical
This blog is also the final resting place of
@zeta-finnish and @nug-offical-deactiv
Who have been found dead in my askbox, my condolences to their friends and families.
MOOTS:
@i-draw-sp
@eldritch-crows-official
@zeta-finnish
@nug-offical-deactiv
@petercanparkacar
@genuine-tea-addict
@sour-echinacea
@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical
@anonmous-offical
+any others i forgot
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How dare you leave this in the tags.
You know Jimmy, listening at a high volume for a long time may damage your hearing. However, you can tap OK to allow the volume to be increased above safe levels.
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
the haunted game
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I'M FINE THANKS FOR ASKING.
@ominous-signs
Official ominous sign
love westerns that were like “fuck it, we’ll give the housewives something to watch. leaning into this sexy kind-hearted cowboy thing without shame”
Rowdy from Rawhide was put in multiple fan service type situations every episode for all the bored 1950s housewives watching. The fact Clint Eatswood managed to branch out from cougar bait TV cowboy to action movie star is nothing short of a miracle.
he had to go all the way to Italy to escape this legacy
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dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events
Strawberries are given. Much better than bean soup.
Lamina eats them messily. When it is done it looks as if it is committed murder.
[Phantom's doesn't sound angry or worried, it is pure confusion.]
stwabeby
this is strawberry gore.
a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly
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so many people in the notes here are like "????????? that's an americanism?????? how does the rest of the world do it????????"
FUCKING BUTTONS
i like the string when it works
that Castro quote was so real
