僕が変わっていても 狂ってなんかいないさ

your newborn baby crying is emotionally abusive to you it's called learned helplessness do not let narcissists take advantage of you

when you gormless whinging fucks cry and cry on main about how you got gaybaited by the latest marvel slop i want you to remember that you are spitting in the face of history. THIS is gaybaiting. have some fucking respect

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

its crazy how in a world where you have access to an amount of art and literature so vast that you could spend several lifetimes back to back combing through it all without making a dent in it, even under those conditions of bountiful excess, people still feel compelled to blog about axis powers hetalia

even with stuff like hazbin hotel or south park or slop shonen that i think is terrible i can at least understand what it is about these properties that people latch onto and where the appeal comes from but with hetalia im like. based on literally zero direct interaction with the source material ever i still feel confident enough to say i do not believe there is a single thing on offer in hetalia in terms of like artistry or interesting ideas or narrative and character writing that could be unique or compelling enough to explain its continued popularity. i just categorically can not believe it.