僕が変わっていても 狂ってなんかいないさ

Friend B and friend C just showed up unannounced and apparently organised with bestie to chill here for a bit. I do not have the afternoon to myself anymore

Friend C asked if I want to get drinks this weekend and I said yes :/

UWAAAAAHHHH [trips and falls cutely and it makes a POMF sound when i land and you get to see up my skirt] if you look at my cute bear panties i'll kill myself in front of you

still holding onto my prediction that civ 7 gets heian era japan as a dlc civ. it still makes no sense to specify meiji japan if there is no other japan, and himiko alter is designed for culture which is basically the defining feature of the heian era

Dialectics is when you agree with both of your mutuals who disagree with each other

Friend B and friend C just showed up unannounced and apparently organised with bestie to chill here for a bit. I do not have the afternoon to myself anymore

Friend C asked if I want to get drinks this weekend and I said yes :/

alternating between nodding and shaking my head while looking at the office lady fanart so spectators become privy to my inner dilemma which is that while i appreciate the pencil skirt/pantyhose/panties/white blouse/pumps uniform i cannot admire the idea of them being subjected to the soulless slog of white collar office jobs

my mom just jokingly called herself a chubby chaser

tell your mom to message me

i regret to inform you that my mother is heterosexual

just give her my number and leave it to me

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

even if estrogen was somehow harmful i would still rather take it and let it also kill me because id rather spend a few years as a girl than a whole lifetime as a boy