"the one thousand benefits of hiding"

the right question to ask when worldbuilding is not "does this make sense", it's "does this fuck tremendously".

twas the night before 9/11

water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

picking up a cat and kissing them 5000 times is just a small joy life offers us

i can't believe on the night of 9/11 eve, someone gave us a brand new "turn on the news, it doesn't matter what channel" and it's somehow EVEN FUNNIER.

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

im just someones weird sister

u wishhhh you could see your favorite artist cough up blood on stage, get slapped and tackled to the ground and have his limp lifeless body puppeteered with their eyes rolled back … me on the other hand i don’t have to imagine

can I borrow your house centipede

I need it

what if his neck just did that?

Laughing. Laughing. At nothing in particular. Just know I’m laughing.