journey before destination

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

a Common misconception under this post is that the weird kids will not judge you. I have news for you

you really can psychoanalyze your mutuals based on which celebrity men they’re obsessed with

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

fuck its Already like 100 am

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

this is so crazy but it turns out if you want to write something you’re allowed to just open the google doc and start writing it you don’t have to agonize over it every night for weeks or months working up the nerve

this was fake i lied. keep worrying and NEVER open that doc

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay