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flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

women are diamonds bc some of them can be found in baseball stadiums

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

*flies past*

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.