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But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

I poked his leg and he turned into a ball about it.

you know what day it is

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

wait hang on I’ll post a pangur photo. don’t unfollow

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

Live action remake