Maximum Defenstration!

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

”This portrayal of a marginalized group was wrong then and is wrong now” and “This portrayal of a marginalized group was very progressive for the time period and paved the way for more representation while likely limited by factors outside of the creator’s control” are two statements that can and should ABSOLUTELY coexist and be kept in mind when interacting with older media

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

every time the illusive man says something like "i brought you back!" i get mad on miranda's behalf like no you didn't....stealing credit for a woman's unethical breach of science ethics....smh

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

topical

oh my god hamlet