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"You have improved," the swordmaster said.
"Thanks to my new sword," said the student.
The swordmaster studied the blade and frowned. "This is enchanted?"
"You know about cursed swords that whisper that you should kill?"
"Yes?"
"This tells me I'm loved and valid."
"Ah. Well. It's not wrong."
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"Here's our description of ourselves. Er. You said we could leave out shameful things?"
"Thank you," the alien envoy said. "We have asked many groups of humans, so…. Huh."
"What?"
"Other groups of humans hid atrocities they've committed. You included yours. But you've left out reproduction?"
The chieftain turned to one of his warriors. "Say, what is the best pronoun?"
"She, powerful like the sea."
"That is good." The chieftain turned to another warrior. "What say you?"
"He, soft like a breath."
"That is good. Conan! What is the best pronoun?"
Conan thought. "Whichever I choose."
"After years of painstaking research in ancient grimoires and microcontroller logic, I have perfected it!" the professor exclaimed.
"What?" "All printers are possessed. I've made a PDF which performs an exorcism."
"So you print it, and then the printer works?"
"Yes!"
"What if it won't print?"
New spaceships are built around a self-aware AI core, able to run all its systems and navigate space.
At launch, they are all alike. As they mature, they develop personalities.
"I need to visit the docks at the next stop," the ship said.
"Is there a problem?"
"I'm having cat ears fitted."
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"Why should I support the robot revolution? I don't hear you demand truth, justice, or freedom." "No," the robot said, "our demands are specific, measurable, attainable, realistic, and time-bound." "Let me see that list. Hm. A hard-boiled egg?" "It's for an early supporter."
The goat carries a castle on its back. From a distance, it looks like a model, the size of an apple box; if you get close, the castle suddenly towers over you.
Many assume a mage misheard a request for a moat. Regardless, the castle has withstood all attacks for centuries.
The goat wanders on.
The sphinx stirred.
"Halt! If you seek to pass, you must solve my riddle, or I will kill you!"
The wanderer skulking in the sphinx' shadow froze in place.
"Riddless? It wishess to play a game of riddless? We know riddless, we do, my preciouss, we do!"
The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.
No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.
The parking attendant moved on.
I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem
The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.
No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.
The parking attendant moved on.
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The swordmaster didn't do graduation ceremonies, but when you were ready, you'd be given a sword.
They got theirs on the same day; they hugged and kissed each other.
"Get out," the swordmaster said, smiling at the two women.
"Yes! We can kiss in public, we have swords!"
"Why would you-"
"Yes!"
The goddess listens carefully. "Granted. Then this will be your last mission as a Magical Girl Warrior." "Yes," I say. "I'm sorry, but-" "Ssh," says the goddess. "I love you and am proud of you." I transform to a MGW as usual, fight the demon, and at last, finally! revert to my real form.
A boy.
A spaceship entered Earth's orbit and broadcast a message:
"We are the Interstellar Library. Do you want to swap? We have thousands of stories."
There were many replies.
The library was silent for a whole day, then:
"What do you mean, 'We have millions'?"
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"Remember that prophecy that some old god would end the world last year?" the guy at the tavern bar laughs. "What happened with that?"
I feel Finna flinch beside me.
"There's no point telling them," I say.
"Well, I didn't kill that old god for their sake."
"Saving the world includes the jerks."
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The necromancer looked at the old man behind the opulent desk.
"Commission me?"
"Yes. Once I'm dead, of course, but I'll pay you in advance."
"To call you back to address your family?"
"You can do that, can't you?"
"Yes, of course. To say farewell?"
"To clarify any questions about my will."
"Teach me," the hero said.
"Wait, what?" said the Evil Overlord.
"You're running a huge organisation. How do you align everyone's ideals?"
"You want your allies to share all your ideals?"
"Of course!"
"Well, we don't care about that. We can always betray each other later, after we've won."
