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I hate infinite scroll what was wrong with pages. I loved pages. You remember when you could close a tab and go back to the section of the webpage you were in. Even websites that aren’t social media trying to take your time have infinite scroll now. Please consider the humble page search results. Please. I’m 400 posts down and my phone is lagging so bad

my number one advice for trans women both on this shitass platform and in real life is: you do not have to answer that question. people are so used to exploiting transfems' collective low self esteem that they will just expect you to answer questions that are best responded to with an openly disgusted stare. you do not have to answer these motherfuckers' questions. you don't owe anyone an explanation. "who do you think you are to ask me that" and "what makes you think that's an acceptable thing to say to me" are good, but most of the time you can just say nothing and look at them like they just offered you a spoon and a bowl of shit to eat. you'd be amazed how fast people start backtracking if you just say nothing and let their idiot question grow stale in the air

and needless to say you do not need to answer anons. yes this includes if they tell you everyone is saying something about you and can you explain. it is a trick. let them refresh your blog in vain

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

"masculine role models" lol

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

1: She is clearly physically restrained 2: I don’t think this is taking place in summer considering all the ice and snow and fell winds and such 3: I do not believe she is having fun

imprisoned winter agony

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

obsessed with the concept of being haunted by yourself

maybe you were someone you hate now, and that person remains a cold hand on your shoulder that says you do not deserve this. perhaps you had to destroy yourself and become someone else to escape something worse - but now they hang over you like a shroud. you abandoned me. everyone did, but you - you were all i had. and you left me to rot. maybe the life you could have had was taken from you - and isn't that a death of sorts? - and now it shadows your every step. you keep moving further away, but it follows. there's a ghost after you, and it wears a frighteningly familiar face.