Ananta

watch who you're talking to pal i've influenced as many as 6 people all around the world

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

"i dont think thats true" powerful ward against Posts

it can't just be "inconsiderate" to listen to tik tok at full volume on a train, it has to be a crime worthy of public execution. alternatively, only a foaming-at-the-mouth fascist would find it annoying to have to listen to, so maybe you should kill yourself for not appreciating it

You were doing two masks of damage to Hornet in the first game and you didn't even know.

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

let your smug correct contrarianism be tempered by the knowledge that eventually some people who agree with you will take it too far and you will be forced to descend to defending the thing you're contrarian against