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smartest cat ever!

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Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this
Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅
whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going
Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

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idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them
Indeed will be like do you want to work for "Bible and Jesus"
when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero
Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:
we really should be calling it fanworks, not content
I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

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I'm aware the "bullying" between northern and southern italians mostly isn't even acknowledged by the rest of the world but I wish the few times it Was acknowledged it wouldn't be like "haha so funny north hate south because xyz" because it's much, much more serious and it's been going on forever, the northern parts of Italy have historically been exploiting the south, and dehumanizing the southerners, calling us uncivilized illiterate monkeys and chanting for the Vesuvius to clean us with fire, they still do to the point it's normal that I've had housing contracts rejected because they "didn't want dirty neapolitans" and that every time the south is hit by a natural disaster and people die from it, the news don't care, but in the north it's a tragedy even with no injured, and that if the south has no funds for infrastructure because the government doesn't give us any, then it's our fault. All of this is perfectly legal and allowed. I'm really tired and this probably doesn't make any sense to anyone outside of this fucked up hell country but I wanted to get it out there
and I'm going to add, people in the north get actively educated to hate us. they get told we're thieves and liars and dishonest, that our languages and dialects are unprofessional, that we have no education or culture, and that the ones we have are disgusting.
a couple years back a tuscan friend of mine had to convince her mom that me and my neapolitan friend were not gonna rob their house while staying for comic con. it only took three years before she allowed it!
around last year there was a neapolitan singer in the Sanremo Music Festival, and I lost a longtime friend over them spewing slurs about him because he absolutely couldn't win, oh the horror if a disgusting southerner won with his nonsensical music, oh ew. that's how bad it is.
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
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I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

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I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones
One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey