What? Oh Hell No! Hold Up, huh, oh ok

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

WHat If the “unluckiest person in the world” actually had good luck cuz they were chosen by the fates to suffer and their misfortunate oils spin fate wheels…… have u thought about that…?

when you’re a dragon every problem looks like a car