What? Oh Hell No! Hold Up, huh, oh ok

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too