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@apocrypals

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

i wasnt finished yet

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If you want to be accepting of mental illness, you need to accept the fact that some people's everyday lives are going to be terrifying to you. That doesn't mean they don't get to talk about it. Stop forcing hurt, isolated people to become even MORE hurt and isolated because you can't fathom toughening up a bit.

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

porn with math <3

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

its the condescending tone especially, like in that post that said it "probably sucks to be progressive in argentina", as if the savage south americans could never be smart enough to have their own independent causes to fight for and progressive movements that have lasted for decades (as long as a conveniently placed dictatorship didn't kill them off of course). nooo, you're right, we need Alex from Assfuck, California to come civilize us