Overwatch skins suck. Just make them all naked who cares

Being in charge of the music at work is the ultimate privilege 😍 yes I’ll be your god/DJ for the duration of the day let us pray at the temple of good chtunes

Nothing better than clocking out for the day FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Love that everyone who follows me is a lesbian💛 love you gals

Slept on my neck wrong last night and I’m fighting my instinct to take my pain out on others so hard right now. I feel like a stray dog

Has anyone ever booked a rage room just to take home some of the glassware and ceramics? Are people allowed to do that

What day is it today you guys….. (me trying to think of something for the slow learners to engage with)

if you are bald you have no hair. If you have one strand of hair you have “hair” and if you have two strands you have “hairs” so at what amount of hair do you need to have for “hairs” to turn back to “hair” ? Not a riddle just a question for the culture

Sorry for the late response! I was bending ur mum over and spankin her on the flapjacks lightly

“Sorry for the late response! I was enjoying a three-day weekend for my husband’s birthday and was irresponsibly not checking my email. I realize now your project is more important than my entire life. Thank you for your patience!” How’s that

Someone I don’t know reblogged an old post of mine and tagged it “#ignore the url” girl what did I do to you the fuck