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We haven't approved the US ambassador because 1. Countries sending an ambassador are supposed to check in with the receiving country and get their agreement before choosing a name, and they didn't 2. We decided not to take new ambassadors for a few months until after the election and 3. They are very clearly trying to interfere with our election right now, while they ignored the empty ambassador role for a year and a half before this

youre wrong

your problems dont exist

if they do exist, theyre not as bad as usamerican problems

if they are as bad as usamerican problems, theyre not as important

if they are as important, you should stop complaining about them not acknowledging it because they literally used your problem as a gotcha in an argument/a learning moment for the global north

youre not a real person

youre wrong

of course, there are two more rules!

I'm trying to raise enoughmoney to move my partner and my new roommate and I to our apartment before the world falls apart on us. My location got doxxed to an abuser and my roommate has been assualted by the people he is living with . I'll take any job at this point. Contact via Dms or [email protected] Any job done will be added to my fundraiser I have on my ko-fi

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

Indian Bullfrog (Hoplobatrachus tigerinus), mating, family Dicroglossidae, India

In the breeding season, the males turn bright yellow.