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[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

*about to accidentally reveal an experience gap through my rash generalization about what i believe to be wrong with greater society based on a single event that happened to me personally* and another thing about how chaste today's clowns are,

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

Y si Inglaterra gana hoy van a conseguir su primer "título" internacional en 60 años: el tercer puesto en un mundial

" the world vs Argentina" bueno decile al mundo que haga fila para chuparla

we only needed Peru and Bangladesh, the strongest of the strongest, on our side. And look how far we've made it

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Official freaky bee post