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And listen up, because this is the Golden Rule: I am not interested in hearing any theory, story, hunch, or rumour about a public figure’s relationship. Even if it’s positive. I’m not here to trade fanfic with y’all; AO3 is a separate website. Rather, if you want to make a claim, make sure it comes with CREDIBLE evidence. If you don’t know what credible evidence is, that’s a personal issue, but know that I am more than capable of filtering bullshit. Making up stories about these people’s lives is absolutely not the same as sharing crumbs. If you don’t know the difference, I really don’t care to engage with you. This is my blog, at the end of the day.

Slow, sure! Rough? I think we've underestimated Cheryl enough this season. Also, mind you, Phee is Queen of "Freedom of Movement" 😭 Or at least she painted herself as such. Obviously there's a shit ton of basketball to watch tomorrow, but maybe I'll also tune into the Lynx just to see what happens.

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I still don't think that's what they were talking about 😭 But sure! The power of manifestation!

I guess we'll find out.

Kiki was a good sport about that fr because I feel like I would have crashed out, lowkey.

In my opinion, one of the most obvious appearances ever (even more so than her 3 point contest selection). Hell, I wouldn't even be surprised if Unrivaled planned the event with Marina in mind 😭 No way of knowing whether we'll see much of Marina behind the scenes, but all of these official appearances means that Marina FC will eat either way! Who cheered?!

Connecticut Sun health staff really STUPID AF. Everyone and their mom thought Niya almost died, just for her to come on Live and act like we were slow, and now look. 15 minutes of playing time in a blow out game and an aggravated injury. I'm not even gonna say much more man because this is actually just so upsetting.

I'm actually shocked, not gonna lie.

I'm actually so curious about how much reality would have had to change for this to have even been remotely possible 😭 Unless you're talking about Unrivaled. But yeah; I still maintain that Marina is prob one of the greatest vets in the league. But for Azzi in particular she would have been major.

I hope you know that you almost got blocked for this.

I need like ... a "ship" name for them. Like ... they're a duo that I made up in my head, but they're very real to me. Marazzi? Arina? Fabrey? Mudd?

However, I wouldn't necessarily call them insane for thinking Azzi should get a break considering the ridiculous amount of minutes she's been playing. 43/45 minutes is not normal, especially for a rookie who hasn't had an offseason yet. Now, realistically after losing a game that they should have won, a break for Azzi is probably just some fanfic (especially since All-Star is just around the corner). But if you take the massage gun out of the equation, it's some of the more realistic fanfic that I've read in a long while.