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Enjoy a billion photos of Sandra, my friend's cat, who I had the pleasure of petting and pampering for the entirety of last week during my vacation

#cats #cats of tumblr #cat pics #cat pictures #cat photos #kitty #she loves being scratched on her little cheeks and under her chin and she'll jump on the lap of anyone who sits down for more than a second #i have videos of her purring so so damn loud god she's the most perfect creature on earth #i have a video of her having the hiccups also #peep her sneakily and subtly laying her perfect apple head on my friend's arm while he's trying to shield his milanesas from her #not suspicious at all

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segamascott

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

ivytherium

Comfortable hole, bye

sarcophyte

lets stop giving characters meant to be scary / creepy / evil / etc bad teeth. lets stop giving these characters yellow teeth. at any time. please.

sarcophyte

there's a million reasons why someone might have bad teeth and even if it does just come down to poor hygine they dont deserve mockery for it Btw❗ lets be more cognizant of the traits we give our scary evil characters or im going to hurt you

sarcophyte

also frankly not the point of the post but someone with #ffffff pearly whites is a thousand times scarier to me. its like the mouth version of blue eyes. put that shit away

saltedume

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beemovieerotica

origami-dragons

I think the problem is that many yanquis dont understand what benefiting from imperialism means. It doesn't necessarily mean your life is good at all.

luminerium

the thing is, they should understand. lately i've seen many yanquis of color reblogging this:

so they do get that none of those things negate white privilege, but when it comes to applying the same reasoning to imperialism suddenly they are the most marginalized people in the world and therefore can't benefit from imperialism because they are oppressed in other axes

merristueller

Art nouveau flower shop, Brussels

phoenixincorrect

@sappystrawberries

Just a pirate sonic being hot as hell and fast as fuck. Wonderful performance by the wonderful Foxy Shanty

miiilowo

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

laurenbudoren

Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?

sharper-and-bigger

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

laurenbudoren

Yeah, and I used it as such.

footlongdingledong

come get your fucking man he just referred to the genderally ambiguous creature design as he/him

pudulogy

más allá de eso, me pone muy triste ver todo el daño que causó y todo lo que están viviendo la gente de Colombia y Venezuela, no se merecen estas cosas

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

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thecatinthevoid

😀 did not expect our president to take advantage of a 7.4 earthquake to officially recognize Golan as a territory of Israel while everyone was panicking and not looking at him but maybe my expectations were too high

spontaneousmusicalnumber

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

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orfeolookback

These are Jacarandá trees. Their name means fragrant in Guaraní. They are native to the South Cone of South America, in the lands called Perú, Bolivia, Paraguay, Brazil and Argentina. Unfortunately, in these picture they do not appear to be in their natural range. That's sad!

Let's take a moment to appreciate those trees in their natural habitats and range:

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