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I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

kurulover

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cat-skull

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

coyotegestalt

Yes, this! like, technically in a literal sense this is a "walkable" city street:

But this is not what anyone means when they use the term! (despite my nostalgic fondness for scampering on these as a little kid, the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steps_of_Pittsburgh were a necessary solution to difficult terrain, but are not actually an ideal for general urban planning)

In the same way that we don't use "edible" to mean "physically capable of being chewed" or "watchable" to mean "not invisible," a walkable neighborhood is meant to be one everyone can comfortably get around in and live well in, not literally one it is technically possible to walk on.

segamascott

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

lacetulle

Joli Poli | Barcelona Fashion Week

freakoutgirl

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

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elokitties

sublime sponsored ad placement

soup-mother

it's crazy how many super duper patriarchal things get retroactively justified in the name of being about love. yeah I'm sure women taking their husbands surname has always 100% been about recovering from trauma and distancing yourself from abusive family or whatever and has absolutely nothing at all to do with women being seen as property. great work here everyone, marriage as a concept has been redeemed through the power of pop psychology

lewis1993

gaytanic-panic

ewaneneollav

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

ultra-phthalo

Look at what I've done to Argentina.

Plucks your sun.

#arg tag

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64mpg

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

orcboxer

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

totallynotgayforyou

orcboxer

Poob has it for you.

clovrplayz

fun fact one of my friends has a cat named poob because of this post

orcboxer

oh my god a poobling

kinkyrius

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Bluesky post from meadow! (@/ meadowDetector.bsky....) reading: fair use kink; you can fuck me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes /End ID]

thehmn

There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.

But I know. I think it was me.

In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”

He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.

It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”

His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”

“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”

I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.

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karvina

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

gondwana

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

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