i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

el tercer ojo bien abierto

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

creo que sí ya podemos decir que la copa del mundo nos costó todo eh

a veces me olvido que somos campeones del mundo. SOMOS CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO Y VIVIMOS ASÍ. CON UN LICH DE PRESIDENTE.

y si realmente lo piensan *mirada vacía al horizonte* ese realmente fue el verano de la scaloneta

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

people are getting too comfortable being casually ableist and thinking it's fine cause their targets are conservatives

no actually bigotry isn't "a sign of lower intelligence" you're just repeating fascist rethoric right now

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something