Social Justice Warlock

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

you can actually hear the hatred in his voice

hang on i gotta google something

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

going postal really is the book of all time. The main character is the avatar of the post office, but he doesn't have time to think about that. He also gets hanged, but he survives, so it's fine. Privatization is horrible for everyone and should be stopped. One of the most autistic characters in Discworld becomes a stamp collector and also is in charge of making stamps. People need time off and working anyone or anything forever will not work. A golem gets force-femmed

“We should nuke them” “No, no, I’m telling you: carpet bombs would save money”

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

This is so American I could CRY