Gilgamesh Lovemail

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

whats the gender neutral version of girlypop

girlygrandparent

not the part I was intending to change but i guess you arent wrong

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned