vore me closer tony danza

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

thank you dua lipa

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

youre pissing me off

There was a rat in the monastery but he was banging out tunes on the harpsichord so I let him be

WHERE

LEAVE HIM ALONE

:(

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs