A. Walker et al.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

very skilled at having a headache

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

Every time Austin Walker says "we can't do this, we CANNOT do this! We HAVE to move on" in response to a weird side tangent one of his friends has initiated and then continues the side tangent with a comment he absolutely cannot hold inside of himself, a fairy gets its wings. 🥰

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...