Attack of the Twonkies 2 and the Mystery of the Mummy's Riddle

“come, let us march against the powers of heaven, and set black streamers in the firmament to signify the slaughter of the gods” is such a raw line you’d think it’s from Shakespeare, but it’s actually from the slightly earlier Elizabethan dramatist Christopher Marlowe

Genuinely cannot tell if this is satire or not.

I honestly don't even know what face value meaning I was going for so you officially understand this picture better than I do.

And, yes, it is a Homestuck reference. I have no idea who this Sebastian guy is.

August 18th is butch lesbian appreciation day 💘

January 20th is the feast day of St. Sebastian. Ora pro nobis 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Love that it’s a straight transmasc rainbow dash so it’s even more confusing to the target demographic who is again: (?)

It's a horse. They don't have breasts. Obviously. +1 arrow.

Don’t know what horses you’re looking at? Last I checked they were mammals.

Okay fair, but horse boobs are between the hind legs and rainbow dash has no kids, so her's would be nearly invisible anyway. +1 arrow

im sory ,

Yes I did do that on purpose

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hi sweetie do you want brushed too?

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Hi! I have a $75 bill due on the 9th and I haven't gotten any help yet. Covering that one thing would be really helpful!

$18/$250!

My next bills are due on the 15th and I could use ~$40ish to take care of those!

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

got arrested for this

then you didnt smuggle it did you

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

I cant fucking stand fools