Wait do people really not know that the Hobbit was a bedtime story Tolkien made up for his son?? Like it’s literally a child’s story in that it was made for a child guys what are we doing

welcome to my dog surgery themed birthday party

welcome to my doggirl surgery themed birthday party

thabk you miku its an honor miku

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

We shouldve killed drake for lying about dating fat women

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

it’s naruto’s birthday gaara prepares him a five course gourmet dinner and recites poetry and naruto is like *_* and gaara is like it’s time to shoot my shot…this is the night…but then sasuke shows up and gets naruto a new frog wallet because hes like idk do you not like frogs? is that not your thing? and naruto does that thing where he goes shiny eyed and is like…sasuke…and gaara has a meltdown about chads on reddit that night

may 17, 2019

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

Gay broke sober king 🤴

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back