shirou emiya tgirl swag

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

if you vote me in as immortal all-powerful queen, i will make headaches illegal

anyone found having a headache will be shot

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

Everyone was just shot and killed by machine guns #DeltaruneSpoilers

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

I just like the excuse to hang outside with my coworkers for a few minutes

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

My mutuals are excellent in building extensive and elaborate siegeworks, your mutuals struggle to dig a knee-deep moat.

We’re both girls you know?

and you still aren’t interested?

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

SCROLL BACK UP, THIS IS A PAINTING

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body