shirou emiya tgirl swag

read a post of someone lamenting that maybe they shouldn't be selfshipping because they would just make their character's life worse and I was immediately struck by how awesome a yume ship that is just ruining a fictional character's life would be

POV: my oc taints intimacy for my blorbo wrecks all of his relationships obliterates his social life ruins his credit score and cheats on him six seperate times once with his own father before leaving for another woman

*flirting* goooough!! grahhhh!! i am going to annihilate your innards with my (♀) grotesque pillar!!!

if i was in charge of deltarune i would not be as reasonable as Toby is

Hello deltarune fans. Three months from now, Chapter 5 is set to release. At that time, I will check the tags. If there are more M/M ships than F/F, I will press the big red button on my desk labelled "DELETE deltarune". Will you choose your pride? Or your precious game?

*horny* i need to jack off but im at worrrrk *suddenly serious* it should be legal to jerk off at work *horny again* but we're all gonna pretend its not so its still exciting

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

*trying to remember the word "masturbatory"* that argument is a sort of conceptual fleshlight