“i hate you when you piss, you piss transgender.”

maid engineered in a lab to sweep without a broom

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

you verbed dog nouns

someone just tagged this #aesthetic

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Do you think that's how paper Mario characters have safe sex

mean fruit guys knocks over poor watermelon guy. but watch when this majestic banana lady comes and tells him "we 'll take back everything that's yours" play game to see more

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

he was born in 1969

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