Gay & Arcane

The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time

THE STRANGE CASE OF THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS???

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

This was a wild ride but the line “he’s a great catch but I don’t eat fish” is so unexpectedly good

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