more people have been to russia than i have

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

Update: they played it again and also muted "stab" from the line "they stab it with their steely knives". Insane.

They fuck it with their steely knives but they just can't fuck the beast

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

Let’s be in our early 30s together.

hey bro can i bum a moment so true and tender

local tumblr complainer actually believes love is everywhere and so is gentleness

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

like. I want media that focuses on platonic relationships *because it values platonic relationships*, not because it's so misogynistic and homophobic that male friendship is the only thing that's left

it’s so exhausting how even the baby steps that we start to take every so often towards changing attitudes about women not wearing makeup, not shaving, not going through multi step grooming routines are still shrouded in language about Hotness. if your statement that women shouldn’t be obligated to wear makeup is “and you can still be hot without makeup!” then just fuck off like you’re not helping. “well i like when a woman doesn’t shave i personally think that’s hotter” so you’re still defining what is acceptable for women to do based on whether or not it passes your acceptable standard for hotness. we need to loudly and sternly condemn the way that every facet of a woman’s life will be described as either “hot” or “not hot” even when the conversation is supposedly progressive. maybe i don’t give a fuck about being hot. maybe i want to be comfortable or content or energized. this seeps into everyyyy habit or behavior or choice a woman makes. a woman cannot just go for a walk to move her body and feel grounded, it still has to be described as a “hot girl walk” online. we can’t read for enjoyment or knowledge, it has to be described as “hot girl book club” like it’s exhausting. you’re not doing me any favors by assuring me that i’m still hot. i don’t want my life to be a constant endeavor for hotness.

tired of how the world is arranged