hella enchanted

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

i love living in the present i can purchase a body safe squishy silicone model of anything with the express purpose of putting it inside me for sexual reasons and i won't have to speak to any human face to face if i want to shove a scale model of the twin towers in my holes nothing can stop me

nothing except two body safe silicone planes that is

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

..........and is there a mr communication?

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

"They" in this case is Project CETI; here's a guardian article.

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day