hella enchanted

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

It was absolutely in my bingo card that the people who yell at trans men that they have so much privilege would throw a shit fit when you pointed out their white privilege

For the record if you spend all your time telling other people they’re evil for having privilege and then get mad when people call you out for having privilege, the thing you are seeking out is not intersectional analysis but rather personal absolution.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

hating the catcher in the rye is actually very understandable. nothing happens and it’s miserable and if the narrative voice annoys you you will not have any fun. but people who shit on it don’t say that they just make up a holden caulfield to get mad at

like first of all it's a book about sexual violence. so jot that down. but even on a level of text-not-subtext, holden caulfield calling other people phonies and fakes is not because he’s some hipster who thinks he’s the only #real person on earth it's because he’s a teenager who has learned from incredible trauma (the death of his eleven-year-old brother with cancer + implied CSA) that the world is often hard and cruel and nobody protects kids. and yet every adult around him and half his peers are pretending this isn’t true and spitting out empty platitudes and doing nothing to soften or reduce any of that cruelty. literally nobody is trying to make it easier or protect anyone, or at least if they're trying they're not succeeding. but when you are a teenager with no rights you can't call bullshit so he just has to nod and thank people for their meaningless cliches about life as they fail to do anything to make anything better for anyone. because being a teenager sucks and nobody cares what you think or how much it hurts! bitch! i’d be a judgy little dickhead too! i was!

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that