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@archipithecus

tethys • she/her • twenty-something • forklift certified • future linguist • sexy sword lesbian • perpetual onion bitch DNI: Altaic truthers, people who deny the genetic significance of the Pama-Nyungan languages, and people who deny the efficacy of the comparative method in Australian Aboriginal Languages header by Mark Witton how many people read these anyways? anyways, here are some assorted facts and opinions: my favorite metamorphic rock is gneiss • french horn is the best brass instrument • ophicleides are underrated • cheap synthetic diamonds would make amazing cookware • the alveolopalatals ȶ ȡ ɕ ʑ ȵ ȴ are sexy • violins and trumpets can sound nice but they need to chill • popcorn is best eaten with chopsticks • long s (ſ) is fun to use in handwriting • people should be nicer to violas • ʘ and ǂ are the only decept ipa click letters, the others are terrible • euphoniums should be called tenor tubas, and baritone horns should be called tenor cornets • technically cornet means small horn, but clarinet means small trumpet but we still keep the name for bass and contrabass clarinets

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no Jamie, it's not called "free use"

In academia we use the term "open access"

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markovchaingang

guy who thinks the goal of an argument is to humiliate the other person: -evil -pragmatist -regrettably correct

guy who thinks the goal of an argument is to facilitate reasoned discussion with an interlocutor: -doomed -hopelessly naïve -will be found dead in a back alley with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head but will depart straight to heaven on priority orders from the big man himself

guy who thinks the goal of an argument is to tally up your opponent's infractions in accordance with a book of empty rules you elected to bind yourself under: -a loathsome creature -never gonna make it -somehow even more doomed than the second guy

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

When I asked Jo why she wanted to take me to the museum, she said she wanted to know me better. Why she needed a museum when I was right there was a question only I could answer.

The star walrus model exists! It's about a foot long in real life.

melodies-stereo

sometimes merely existing in the world as a trans woman with principles makes me feel like i'm going insane. what do you mean people think prisons are a good thing. what do you mean diverting from monogamy is considered ludicrous. what do you mean people think one's nature is unchangeable. what is considered 'normal' by the overwhelming majority of people is fucking topsy-turvy land to me. i dont understand it at all

melodies-stereo

we're all really feeling this one, huh?

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I was stranded in the parking lot of a Trader Joe's for about an hour today (car broke down, brother had to walk home to get his motorcycle to pick me up with) and some guy pulled up in what used to be a little school bus but was now painted over with ugly chipped green paint (school bus had Alaska license plate which is a whole Canada and then some away from where I live). He stepped out of his ride and he looked pretty normal but he had a leash connected to something in the bus. I thought, oh, he has a dog. WRONG! It was a sheep wearing a service dog vest. He went inside and then came back out a few minutes later with a gallon of milk. He left just before my brother returned and my brother didn't fucking believe me about that guy

str8aura-no-not-that-one

My browser, throwing a shivering website to me feet and snarling: caught this dirty beast at the walls, trying to view your location. What shall be done with him, my lord?

Me, lounging on my throne, one hand resting on the hilt of a blade: Quell your fury, my loyal friend. Tis only a restaurant chain I have chosen to order from, searching for nearby buildings. He may have my information... This time.

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

The most annoying thing about making cities in the United States car-centric is that it also makes them miserable places to drive a car. You can’t make them car-friendly because they inevitably become actively hostile to cars. They are still car-centric, just unfriendly. Like dogfighting. That’s not friendly to the dogs but it’s pretty dog-centric. It’s also illegal. Something to consider.

random-brushstrokes

Ruskin Spear (British, 1911-1990) - The Curious Cat

#just like zorro cat

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r-o-s-e-f-i-r-e

you can sit on your mutual’s couch. if you’re lucky. and then. if god smiles on you. you can take a nap with their cat

mid-evil-werewolf

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

mid-evil-werewolf

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

mid-evil-werewolf

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

richardburbagehateblog

"All drugs are drugs" = a surprisingly radical position that will upset people right across the political spectrum

This means:

If you draw a hard line between "drug" and "medicine" based on current legality where you live (or any other criteria) you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to do massive harm to someone's body, mind or well-being you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to contribute meaningfully to someone's healing, function or happiness you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think certain substances should be excluded from informed consent (either withheld or forcibly administered) you've gone wrong somewhere.

#Firelizard from #Pern Anne McCaffrey #dragon leather poseable sculpture ( body from leather. Headand claws from clay) #fanart

#pern #drákones

the-golden-dragoness

#yeah i’d fuck to shosty’s 8th string quartet

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the-punforgiven

I'd love to make like, an animated nature documentary about fantasy monsters and their hunting tactics

Like it's 100% nature documentary, detailing diets, genealogy, nesting rituals, ect. but any time it's time to show a carnivorous monster actively hunting its picking off a member of a steadily dwindling adventuring party every time

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concept sketches

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starting a compilation

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