I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

absolutely enchanted by you pjack. this post would be amazing even if it was on any other blog but yours specifically elevates it

by the way why do you eat so much jelly belly jelly beans

Can i fucking live my life over here

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

I just watched a video essay about how the twilight movies specifically have compelling evidence for the entire thing being something Bella made up after falling down the stairs and going to the hospital and usually I hate those “it was all just a dream” theories but frankly this one is hilarious so I like it

me after making horrible posts all day: who wants me 😏

Get a Fat Head Bohug of your very own here!

is there an ai bubble bubble?

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse