I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

apple spider vinegar

Damn I gotta go to this tour!! 🖤

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

*leaves

where are you going

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……