I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

video: Acadienne Drag Queen Sami Landri wears, among other clothes, a jacket patterned with the american flag. She says “T'es woke toi. Toi t'es un woke left. Tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi. Veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? Mes pronoms: Que/bec. Fran/çais. Bar/be/cue. Go/Habs/Go. Bleu pis rose. Toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein? Vas-y. Dis moj tes pronoms. Joe/Bi/den? Ru/Paul? J'vas prier pour toi.” end ID

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

the way tswift fans talk about that billionaire like she was destitute in the gutter with no choice but to die in misery before a man chose to marry her..if that were me id drop anvils into the crowd at my next concert

Men and teenage boys treat not having a girlfriend like they’re being literally tortured to death

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

Today, I had eggs for breakfast. They weren't the kind of eggs I lay. The eggs I had for breakfast were white. The eggs were white all over and did not have spots. The eggs were yummy!