I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

Boy, I must be a Genius, the way you getting Neutered turns my Jimmy On!

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Are you guys mad at me

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something