I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

'i've been letting myself go' because you're fatter? go where? the awesome factory?

the next customer who comes in and says "gonna be a hot one!" I'm going to respond " WHEW baby yer right bout to give myself some croccy sloppies this afternoon fer sure" with no explanation

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

guy who can only experience nostalgia: they should make pizza like they used to

guy who grew up in the pizza laboratory: please no