I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

playing hard to want

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy

i’m in love with u

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors