I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

Let's move the search bar again just for old times sake

on a work call. after the briefing, the manager said "any questions" and someone raised their hand and asked "did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone"

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

Googling your name + death