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using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

Gay broke sober king 🤴

Horse art detected!

OBVIOUSLY i can tell the difference between a garden variety coincidence and a real-deal sign/intimidation tactic from the universe its actually very simple these things because those ones are scarier. b-baka>-<

oh well. complete loser woman fucks up her life for the dozenth time. who cares. move on. next!

its actually such a disgrace that tolkien said yeah there is a winged vampire maia woman just lurking around middle earth and REFUSED to expand upon it even once. thank god i can always go to ao3 where i can be reassured that whoever she is she is CONSTANTLY having hot and steamy lesbian sex

You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.

Well it is certainly cheaper than living under the elf king LOL!

Brother, anyone residing under the elf king's banner might be Alive, but they certainly aren't Living! 🤣😂🤣

New eeveelution. luncheon

*whipes sweat off fore head* heh. Tough crowd. Is this thing on. Hello

It's just a regular eevee with a baloney slice on it's face.

That was supposed to be the fucking Sherlock image

today is the 81st anniversary of the bombing of hiroshima. august 9 is the 81st anniversary of the bombing of nagasaki. please take some time to remember the lives that were destroyed in these senseless attacks. it's also important to remember that there is no limit to what the united states is willing to do to any people it considers an obstacle to its imperial interest and there is no limit to what it will say in attempt to justify these atrocities.

Actually i agree? It sucks that parents get mad at kids for doing something they enjoy if it isnt sports

the thing that is being said here is not “i wish other things than sports were acceptable in today’s society” but “i was born with glass bones and paper skin and therefore i should be allowed to play ten hours of video games a day, MOM”

youre projecting

since you asked and I want to be completely honest, yes it absolutely looks like you’re projecting

It doesn’t just look like you’re projecting, it looks like you’re also deliberately starting arguments with people half to a quarter your age on the internet to make yourself feel good about the mounting realisation that life is meaningless and we must all each make our own purpose and in 43 years you’ve done nothing towards that end

Did that painting take ten hours to make

Man makes picture of monkey confusing the moon for an orange, derides people learning electronics skills in the 21st century.

It’s called “Sunset Baboon.”

sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist

genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.