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the toast you threw away today because "It's a little too black for my liking"? I saw that. That piece of toast you didn't eat because " I don't like the ends of bread"? I saw that. I see everything people do to belittle bread, and I hate it. That is why i came to be the Bread Avenger. P.S., if I reblog something twice it's because my forgetful ass decided to not remember the first time he/him fag 21

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using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

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This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

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Here’s your 1,000mg prescription of reassurance

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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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my gf sends me bat emojis to represent kisses bc of the zelda enemy ‘keese’

if that aint the gayest shit you ever heard then i quit

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and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

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I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

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The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

timidsketch

"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"

Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

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Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

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Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

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the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

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THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

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also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

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so how hard are u able to pull someones hair??

I can give someone a perfect tonsure with a single flourish like some1 pulling a tablecloth

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when tiger met dragon

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evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

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Came back from visiting family in Nigeria

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THE VOID REDESIGNS - COLOR STRIDER, PEGASUS, SHY

COLOR STRIDER - Faster than any other creature, this dog-sized beast colors the area with brilliance, the streaks of color fading after a few minutes.

PEGASUS - These titans wander the VOID, crushing anything unlucky to be underfoot. Hide is easy to penetrate, but heals fast. Brushes off small attacks due to its sheer size; that doesn't mean it won't take notice if the attack keeps at it. Kills by stomping.

SHY - Very good temperament, but every being has its limits. When about to attack, it reveals its face and makes a sound equal to a rattlesnake's rattling. Silent otherwise. Always watching. Always.

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