I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

was on facetime with my boyfriend at work and my airpods died right when he decided to start singing heaven can wait loud as fucking hell I hung up immediately

MF DOOM if he was born into the wastes society: there's only one jug of filtered rainwater left

I say, this synthetic-blend motor oil is doing absolute blunders for my hair

big shoutout to whoever is 8 years deep in the “tiger seasoning” tag

“Try me tiger” is a sentence that can only be spoken by a noir femme fatale

As if it’s not something Joe Biden would say to an aide on a hot mic

What if his name was pronounced Doctor Ounce

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

im playing pordle 2