I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!

Curls up on your lap like a cat and starts releasing Girl Radiation

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

this is exactly what happened with John Carpenters version of "The Thing", It was a loose remake of "The Thing from Another World" a pretty alright piece of 50's sci-fi but ultimately forgettable. Carpenter saw the potential in the story and his version is recognized as one of the greatest sci-fi horror movies ever made and has been hugely influential across multiple genres.

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

@teaboot so do we need to watch the movie still or does the gif have us pretty well covered?

hey, listen, I get where you’re coming from but I don’t think this one is capitalism’s fault. I really don’t think capitalism is responsible for the general concept of social ostracism. We can’t just use capitalism to mean “bad thing-ism” we gotta remember that some words mean things

I think this one is capitalism *and* colonialism.

colonialism also didn't invent social ostracism I'm sorry

I feel like capitalism is at least partially responsible for how whether or not you're 'likeable' enough to be employed dictates whether or not you have a roof over your head or food in the fridge. Like, yeah social ostracism isn't new or unique to capitalism, but I do think modern capitalism in particular has simplified the line between 'how others perceive you' and 'how likely you are to be/become homeless/arrested/institutionalised/fired/killed 'in self defence'/deported/etc'

This wasn't just a thing in Spain. It was a thing in all societies where witchcraft was seen as a crime. In England, for example, the majority of people persecuted for witchcraft were old, poor widows who relied on their neighbours' charity, and those neighbours resented those women for asking for a jug of milk or a few offcuts of fat or pieces of bread. Furthermore in a small society where everyone knows everyone else, being unlike other people is a death sentence. Deviation from the norm WILL be punished, regardless of the system it occurs under.

This is actually legit a good first mini most people don’t have the balls to base their first model.

video: Acadienne Drag Queen Sami Landri wears, among other clothes, a jacket patterned with the american flag. She says “T'es woke toi. Toi t'es un woke left. Tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi. Veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? Mes pronoms: Que/bec. Fran/çais. Bar/be/cue. Go/Habs/Go. Bleu pis rose. Toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein? Vas-y. Dis moj tes pronoms. Joe/Bi/den? Ru/Paul? J'vas prier pour toi.” end ID

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏