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using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

did anybody else feel like an intense hyperempathy towards the hoodwinked schnitzel guy. i got really sad when he lost his schnitzel truck or something

let sunday's pregnancy birth a long successful week

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

folks i'm worried for us

We're promoting artificial intelligence instead of emotional intelligence.

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

I know exactly who needs to hear this but you need to talk to black people offline. You need to talk to black people who are nothing like you AND! You need to purposefully expose yourself to minorities you disagree with, not as the best of friends but so you can handle the fact that they exist and that its still not your fucking right to try to control them.