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using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

You're telling me we're all stuck with baby yoda for the rest of our lives?????? Someone fucking shoot him!

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

oh my god thats exactly what you look like

I KNOW RIGHT???? WHY DID HE DO THAT. ITS SO FUNNY

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.