I Cum In Pies

using the Rage to become a furry will let you know how it goes in a year

This is hex hes cool and he has my hair and trauma

you are my karkat my only karkat you make me homestuck when trolls are gray

Now watch me heal now watch me pray pray

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too