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First of all, did you know that as far as magic is concerned, it can't tell the difference between being poisoned unintentionally, being poisoned intentionally, and being intoxicated recreationally. You can straight-up fucking narcan someone with any healing spell that includes removing poison from the body. And the fun part is, they come out in full fight-or-flight. Yeah they come up swinging. Also even if your healing spells are specifically tailored to be used on humans, and are unreliable even on most other mammals, primates are so close to humans in structure that specifically human-intended spells work on them just fine.

Now picture the following: You've got a full-grown adult male cape babboon, already deep in a k-hole, somewhat conscious but with no inkling of where, how, what, or why it is, lightly concealed within some sort of material that it could easily rip through if it was in its full strength. Let's say, gently wrapped in newspaper.

Now let's say you stealthily leave a mysteriously wrapped bundle - almost the right size to contain a human child but certainly the wrong shape for that - in an inconspicuous place. Like under one of the tables at a wizard conference. Maybe under the table of someone important that you don't like. Then, at a safe distance but within reach of the magic, you cast "poison heal".

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Our daughter started having health issues last year, after months of fundraising we paid for a surgery she needed to keep basic bodily functions but recently she started having pain and bleeding again, turns out the last doctors fucked up something and now she can't pee without pain and bleeding. Everyday for the past 2 or so months.

We need $3,200 to afford the surgery with a trans friendly urologist.

Both my partner and I are chronically ill with disabling chronic pain, we're unemployed and take care of our kids and his elderly parents with deteriorating chronic conditions and sister after they lost everything to a house fire, including his grandma.

We find temporary jigs sporadically but we mostly survive off of mutual aid online.

We've been living in a house full of black mold and rust, without water supply for the past 2 weeks**.

I just came back from another urgent care visit from my gallbladder/liver failure so I'd appreciate if we could move forward on getting my daughter the surgery she needs and maybe affording to pay the bills we have due on august 4th.

Our friend and mutual is offering commissions to help us!!

If you can't donate but can get us something from our wishlist please consider getting the baby food cans, the air purifier or just anything you can.

$800/$3,800

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All this situation keeps alienating us further from everyone, we're always smelly, we can tell people don't like to be nearby us

Our kids' education has been severely affected.

Work asked me to illustrate a character from the war game, Quar.

Of all the war game characters I've drawn for work, Quar is the one I am most qualified to draw.

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