“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

Müller has to stay in Boston. You cannot separate Müller and Frankel they are a bonded pair!!!!

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Guy who owns a steamdeck voice: it plays great on the steamdeck

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious