An Ecstacy of Fumbling

gnome buddies hooked me up with a chortler, now I'm always on the lookout for my next giggle fix. got arrested for public jubilation and they took all my snickers and even my haha. but what's that i got stashed in my sock? that's right a guffaw

you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

may cause eye strain

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003