An Ecstacy of Fumbling

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her