An Ecstacy of Fumbling

suicidal elvis: i'm going to kill myselvis

Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

guys I can't believe we have to go over this Again but ringo doesn't actually have the elf stones. him and paul mccartney were at a party together in 2019 and he hasn't had them since. we all suspect paul either took the stones so he could figure out how to use their power for himself, or ringo gifted them to him as an early 77th birthday present, but they've been really cagey about it in interviews so we aren't sure. so if you want to pressure anyone about returning the elf stones, you should be pressuring paul

schrödinger's mitch mcconnell??