Boy Howdy I Love Elves

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist

being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them