welcome to kitty city

I see this, and I see where gymnastics was like 50 years ago, and I really wonder what in the world gymnastics will look like in 50 years.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

anyone wanna ride in the guro pussy van wit me

this would all be a lot simpler if i could just menu->status->check stats

items->use->sinister_potion

how fake slowburn enjoyers look at you when you hit them with that "watamote eventually genre shifts to yuri"

knowledge of the chapter number where watamote really starts shifting into yuri shouldn't be shared because everyone who asks for it has unworthy intentions and everyone who can be trusted with it doesn't care

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied